Anymore, when I see the picture of a twenty-something
in the newspaper who was abducted and sodomized and robbed and then
killed and here's a front-page picture of her young and smiling,
instead of me dweeling on this being a big, sad crime, my gut reaction
is, wow, she'd be really hot if she didn't have such a big honker of a
nose. My second reaction is I
d better have some good head and shoulders shots handy in case I get,
you know, abducted and sodomized to death. My third reaction is, well, at least
that cuts down the competition.